(Warning: this was written in the amid a psychotic breakdown, it’s dark, depressing and low vibrational.) Welcome to the straitjacket era but I promise as the months go by the paragraphs will show less lifelessness. Within these months upon months, I had succumbed to desensitization, feeling nothing, and its time to FEEL. And here’s the…
The intermission: Last Day of Summer; First Day of Fall
(Warning: seasonal depression triggers, contains the word cunt, probably NSFW). Switch music to the Flight of the Bumblebee by Nikolai Rimsky- Korsakov Cuzzz it’s gonna be a fast one. This is an intermission blog before the annual blog I’ve been writing will be published. Fingers crossed: circa FALL 2023. I hear your inquiries to publish…
3 Days and a Hundred Years
(Warning: A classic ‘love bombing’ story that may trigger some traumas, and of course the usual NSFW-mature audiences only). To join this 3-day adventure turn your music to: “Fly With Me” by Iration. Now that I have finally shared my blog with my child, I would like to tread lightly. Unfortunately, I would be doing…
4 Heartbreaks, 1 year
(Warning: NSFW, toxic per usual, tragic, pathetic, and more notably, you’ll be shaking your heads but I pray the moral of the story will be a gem). It’s really been over a year since I published last sooo... “I mean, where the fuck should I really even start?” - Aubrey GrahamAfter much consideration of burning…
A Love Letter to Everyone Except My Baby Daddy
A synopsis of the father of my child, respectfully, Part I: How We Met (Warning: NOT FOR THE WEAK, and most certainly not for the insecure.) While attempting to do the right thing, a whole lot of things have gone wrong. There’s a reason why the first blog is called “Millennial Mother/Problematic, but Rehabilitated.” The…
A Foreshadowing, a Shaman and a Scorpio
It’s officially one year since I wrote my first blog. I thought the drama was finally coming to an end so I was excited to invite readers to join in on the escapade to have some chuckles at my past mistakes and learn from them. Jokes on me. Who knew the drama had just begun?…
Sluts, Shamelessness, and Bad Advice
Warnings: NSFW, unchristian, NC-17 (Also, the stars* signify that there will be a future backstory blog). Welcome to the modern-day literary form of Sodom and Gomorrah, inspired by a cheating, conniving, barbaric man-slut. Ever wondered why Sodom and Gomorrah are similar to sodomy and gonorrhea? Yeah, me either...but this happened to paint a picture. Turn…
My Heart in Peru, My Ego in California
One month ago, I began writing this blog series. It was the week my aunt Betty passed away from cancer. It was also the same week of my breakup with my ex, Nick...and it was also the last week of my 40-day home confinement. (Aka probation-ish). Amongst the petty reasons of why I began writing,…
Age gap alert: the Nick Jonas to my Priyanka Chopra
Warning: Messy, kinda depressing, probably NSFW, and always vulgar. (Apple Music currently playing: “Neu Roses” song by Daniel Caesar) While many people believe that the best way to get over someone is to get under someone, I’m going to go with: the best way to get over someone is to turn them into literature. And…
Millennial Mother slash Problematic, but Rehabilitated
Warning: graphic, NSFW, train wreckage. To my baby daddy: You advised me to write a blog to “balance out my brain,” and not in a nice way, but thank you, I shall. Also, keep in mind that I abide by the great Ernest Hemingway’s first rule of writing and this is: “there is no rule…
Millennial Mother 